Dunk paradise and put in a library
Today was one of those days where you tear your hair out for hours only to realize that the new stuff you're using and had just updated now has a critical name clash with your old stuff and there isn't much of anything you can do about it.
And where you take a break upon realizing this to go to one of your favorite restaurants for mole poblano only to realize that it's not there anymore and in its place is a Dunkin' Donuts.
All these years we librarians have fought our little battles over whether we should open little coffee stands in the library. But the answer's been right in front of us: we should open little libraries inside of coffee shops.